shock:

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screamingbingusthecromulentone:

girlballs:

girlballs:

girlballs:

you’re too late spiderman! i’ve already fucked the turkey in your freezer

poor choice of words, spiderman, i’ve already edged all over your REAL turkey! the goblin bastes again!

everypony’s a critic

[ID:

Image 1: tumblr tag that reads

that was my decoy turkey gobby; my real turkey is in the oven now! you losing your edge or something?

(with real in all-caps)

Image 2: a reply by @pavizi that reads “i’m starting to regret following you”

/end ID]

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sweetpotato-xing:

Penelope’s place!

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wizard-of-interesting-failure:

Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from

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woolieshubris:

woolieshubris:

being a guest in someones home means im willing 2 sleep on ur itchy carpet with nothing but a hoodie as my pillow and a towel as my blanket. ill wake up with the worlds dryest throat and when the host asks “hey like, could i get you a drink or something?” ill say no with a huge smile and then proceed to lock myself in the bathroom and take a sip from the faucet. this is the way of the true warrior.

i have RSD but its not related

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averyluckyclover:

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dukemz:

random-fun-polls:

what is your zodiac sign?

aries (march 21-april 19)

taurus (april 20-may 20)

gemini (may 21-june 20)

cancer (june 21-july 22)

leo (july 23-august 22)

virgo (august 23-september 22)

libra (september 23-october 22)

scorpio (october 23-november 21)

sagittarius (november 22-december 21)

capricorn (december 22-january 19)

aquarius (january 20-february 18)

pisces (february 19-march 20)

reblog for larger sample size :)

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nevertoomanyspiders:

a buncha tamagotchi doodles.

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